offendpoppunk:

offendpoppunk:

remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york

i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze

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i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks

i hate each and every single one of you all

nonomella:

my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV

so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe

humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

seereezy:

manager: sir your resume just says “good looking and talented”

me: am I lying though?

manager: …youre right, Im sorry youre hired

eikkibunny:

Hey guys!  I have a lens giveaway here for you from Uniqso and myself! 
There will be ONE winner, and the prize is any pair of circle lenses of their choice from Uniqso !
Rules:
- You must be following me
- Like Uniqso’s Facebook Page, along with mine (if you have accounts on these websites)!
- I will choose the winner using a random generator.
- Only reblogs count, you can reblog more than once, but it might only show once on tumblr! You may like for reference. 
- We ship worldwide! 
- You must be able to give us your address, and must have ask box open!
- No giveaway blogs!
This giveaway ends NOV 1st! 
Good luck~! 

eikkibunny:

Hey guys!  I have a lens giveaway here for you from Uniqso and myself

There will be ONE winner, and the prize is any pair of circle lenses of their choice from Uniqso !

Rules:

- You must be following me

- Like Uniqso’s Facebook Page, along with mine (if you have accounts on these websites)!

- I will choose the winner using a random generator.

- Only reblogs count, you can reblog more than once, but it might only show once on tumblr! You may like for reference. 

- We ship worldwide! 

- You must be able to give us your address, and must have ask box open!

- No giveaway blogs!

This giveaway ends NOV 1st! 

Good luck~! 

aceabed:

my village is v autumn-y right now.

postmodernjukebox:

We’re yelling, “TIMBER!”…actually, we’re singing, “Timber” by Ke$ha as old school doo wop with our friends, The Tee Tones.  Cameo by David Luther, sax player to the stars.

classy-kate:

i-wanna-be-stereotyped:

I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.

Someone finally said it

cannedmackerel:

lisquid:

meeghanory:

art students before a final is due

Oh my god

They’re doomed if that’s their idea of a circle

cannedmackerel:

lisquid:

meeghanory:

art students before a final is due

Oh my god

They’re doomed if that’s their idea of a circle

sixpenceee:

Mesa Table designed by Zaha Hadid, is a glass table that looks like flowing water. (Website)

vinebox:

if money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

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owlmylove:

charlottelabouff:

Remember when I was temporarily blind and my mom took me shopping but I got lost in the parking lot and ended up confused and in a hole and she just took pictures instead of helping me

this was wild from start to finish

binghoulbar:

grizzlygains:

happyhalloweekes:

spoopy-shanin:

I’m not too late for the cute lil ghosts, right?

Of course you have to drag it and be amazed

THIS IS THE BEST ONE YET


Ok dragging it is cool but open it on mobile its even better

binghoulbar:

grizzlygains:

happyhalloweekes:

spoopy-shanin:

I’m not too late for the cute lil ghosts, right?

Of course you have to drag it and be amazed

THIS IS THE BEST ONE YET

Ok dragging it is cool but open it on mobile its even better

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