reasons you should date me:
- i bake things and they taste good usually
- i will cuddle you always
- you can chill w/me for hours and just read or watch movies and not talk
- i could’ve murdered like 17 people by now but i haven’t
when two of ur friends are closer to each other than they are to u
me when i know a person is adding stuff that didn’t happen into a story just so they look cooler in front of a group of people
Police officers in Thailand are forced to wear a pink Hello Kitty armband if they break the law or rules of duty.
if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock
OH MY GOD!!! DO YOU SEE THIS?!?!? DO YOU SEE THIS RIGHT HERE!!!! THAT’S RIGHT I HAVE A KINDER EGG. MY SISTER WENT ON A TRIP AND BOUGHT ME THIS WHILE IN ENGLAND! NOW I HAVE CANDY THAT IS ILLEGAL IN THE UNITED STATES. YOU CAN’T STOP ME AMERICA BECAUSE NOW I HAVE THIS PRECIOUS CANDY THAT YOU KEEP AWAY FROM US. IT WAS NOT ONLY BROUGHT HERE WHEN IT WASN’T SUPPOSED TO BE, BUT IT ALSO HAS BARBIE ON IT. HOW BADASS IS THAT! AMERICA CAN’T HOLD ME BACK NOW BECAUSE I HAVE THIS CANDY IN MY HANDS
it’s ILLEGAL IN THE U.S.?! HOW DO YOU LIVE?! WE HAVE THOSE ALL THE TIME IN CANADA
Canada also has the better smarties.
you mean like these