willgrahamcrackercrumbs:

reasons you should date me:

  • i bake things and they taste good usually
  • i will cuddle you always
  • you can chill w/me for hours and just read or watch movies and not  talk
  • i could’ve murdered like 17 people by now but i haven’t
roachpatrol:

TUBE WEASEL IS PLEASED

roachpatrol:

TUBE WEASEL IS PLEASED

crrocs:

Loser at school super extreme blogger by night

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escapeawkward:

i wonder if there is anyone nervous to talk to me.

jeankirstchein:

wassup darkness, my main man

saddestblogger:

when two of ur friends are closer to each other than they are to u

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lindsaylohoean:

me when i know a person is adding stuff that didn’t happen into a story just so they look cooler in front of a group of people

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jpgay:

the only people who call me cute live 7000 miles away

did-you-kno:

Police officers in Thailand are forced to wear a pink Hello Kitty armband if they break the law or rules of duty.
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did-you-kno:

Police officers in Thailand are forced to wear a pink Hello Kitty armband if they break the law or rules of duty.

Source

chidoree:

if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock

matthewbeilschmidts:

asktherumikocrew:

xinternationalsmilezx:

matthewbeilschmidts:

OH MY GOD!!! DO YOU SEE THIS?!?!? DO YOU SEE THIS RIGHT HERE!!!!  THAT’S RIGHT I HAVE A KINDER EGG. MY SISTER WENT ON A TRIP AND BOUGHT ME THIS WHILE IN ENGLAND! NOW I HAVE CANDY THAT IS ILLEGAL IN THE UNITED STATES. YOU CAN’T STOP ME AMERICA BECAUSE NOW I HAVE THIS PRECIOUS CANDY THAT YOU KEEP AWAY FROM US. IT WAS NOT ONLY BROUGHT HERE WHEN IT WASN’T SUPPOSED TO BE, BUT IT ALSO HAS BARBIE ON IT. HOW BADASS IS THAT! AMERICA CAN’T HOLD ME BACK NOW BECAUSE I HAVE THIS CANDY IN MY HANDS

it’s ILLEGAL IN THE U.S.?! HOW DO YOU LIVE?! WE HAVE THOSE ALL THE TIME IN CANADA

Canada also has the better smarties.

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you mean like these

visivice:

yesss my lilies-of-the-valley are in full bloom

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